The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.
Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(
by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006
Get the student sandwich mug.Usually a young person between 18 and 21 who is supposed to attend university at some point or another. Student life for many might entail being bone idle, eating kebabs, stealing traffic cones and getting "totally wreaked!". Mostly middle class in origin, a great number of them seem fascinated with alcohol and consuming large amounts of cheap larger at arguably cheesy student nights. Often, many display a great lack of manners and are void of anything in particular accept desperately attempting to be 'totally wacky'.
Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.
Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
Interestingly in the perceptions of many, students are often deemed poor. Yet seemingly they are actually fairly affluent. Usually having their tuition fees and rent paid for by their parents, they have more or less a totally disposable income but still manage to achieve massive amounts of debt by spending their money on stupid haircuts or designer clothes.
Student houses can often be identified by some sort of roadwork application in the window, or something they've stolen on the way back from a "totally crazy" evening out. Furthermore, the house will usually be in poor condition with little attempt at keeping the front garden clean - further reaffirming their lack of respect for other people, especially those living in the same area.
"In my halls of residence, me and dave made a pact with flat 84 to get totally wreaked and steal at least four traffic cones. It was a totally mental night."
"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"
"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"
"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
"We're students, lets get battered on Carling and wake everyone up on our way home with shit songs"
"Hello John, are you coming to the lecture? No, lets go to a Scream Bar and get wasted!"
"Students are lazy and have too much spare time to spend writing shit on websites"
by Anon. April 4, 2005
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A student who used to be super chill and funny but is now ridiculously stressed out and has relatively no friends on account off the massive amounts of AP work they have. Such students can often be found wondering schools with a blank expression not giving a fuck who they talk to because they have to get to class and finish that all important last piece of English homework before the bell.
It is strongly recommended that one should never, ever take and AP class during high school.
It is strongly recommended that one should never, ever take and AP class during high school.
Hot Chick: Hey Sam you want to go make out after school in the back seat of your car?!?
Sam: (In a tired mumble) mmmbhhmbm I needa study for my 8 AP tests or something mmmbmbhhm
Hot Chick: Your such an AP student!
Sam: (In a tired mumble) mmmbhhmbm I needa study for my 8 AP tests or something mmmbmbhhm
Hot Chick: Your such an AP student!
by The masked 69er October 20, 2010
Get the AP Student mug.Alec: "Damn it! I hate the Student Bar Association! They ruin every Friday!"
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."
PJ: "I know. Last week, they tossed an entire bag of groceries I planned to give to the poor."
by MLSAH May 3, 2015
Get the Student Bar Association mug.A large student forum, populated with people that will tear you to pieces if you dare mention that immigration should be controlled or that it maybe has some negatives. TSR (short for the student room) enforces a brutal democracy - unless you don't go to an expensive public school or disagree with what they say of course.
When signing up, it's best to choose a name such as "Democracy" or "Parliamentarian" - this will let the TSR community know that you too think that people who dare to throw a punch at someone who is stabbing them should be arrested and jailed for assault.
When signing up, it's best to choose a name such as "Democracy" or "Parliamentarian" - this will let the TSR community know that you too think that people who dare to throw a punch at someone who is stabbing them should be arrested and jailed for assault.
Excerpt from The Student Room forum:
OP: umm I think we should be allowed to defend ourselves more when someone breaks into our home. After all if it was enshrined in law a burglar would think twice and he would be well aware what could happen to him.
Respondent: "OMG! HOW DARE YOU THINK IT'S OK TO DEFEND YOURSELF DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BURGLAR HAS HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOME AND THEY PUNCHED YOU!!! YOU EVIL FUCKER!!!!! ANYWAY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT VIOLENT CRIME DOESN'T EXIST IN ETON COLLEGE!!!! YOU MUST BE POOR OR SOMETHING!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A B AT A LEVEL!!!!
OP: umm I think we should be allowed to defend ourselves more when someone breaks into our home. After all if it was enshrined in law a burglar would think twice and he would be well aware what could happen to him.
Respondent: "OMG! HOW DARE YOU THINK IT'S OK TO DEFEND YOURSELF DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BURGLAR HAS HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOME AND THEY PUNCHED YOU!!! YOU EVIL FUCKER!!!!! ANYWAY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT VIOLENT CRIME DOESN'T EXIST IN ETON COLLEGE!!!! YOU MUST BE POOR OR SOMETHING!!!! I HOPE YOU GET A B AT A LEVEL!!!!
by lolcat32535324 June 8, 2009
Get the The Student Room mug.A romance between a student and teacher. One of the coolest relationships there is especially for teens.
There in a student teacher romance.
by The Fury 13 November 29, 2010
Get the Student teacher romance mug.Individuals who come to study abroad with no intention of actually working hard in their studies. Live off the wealth of their parents which they squander daily on alcohol and shopping. Smoking is a necessity, especially in front of the school library. Will only befriend you with an ulterior motive.
Never one to be trusted or taken seriously. Don't have much respect for anyone but themselves and believe that money can solve everything. Males who already completed military service are the worst. Their pride eats away their brain and believes that violence and force is the only solution to all problems. Known to cheat excessively in groups on exams even under the watchful eye of university professors. Known to beat women and will demand respect from people younger than they are. Addicted to hearing the term "hyung" far more than their counterparts in Korea. Will often hide behind their religion to look innocent. "Christianity" is often a mask to hide their thoughts and is also a way to get women.
This applies mostly to 90% of Korean international students in respective universities. The other 10% are well known hard workers who try very hard to adapt to their respective academic settings and social atmospheres.
Never one to be trusted or taken seriously. Don't have much respect for anyone but themselves and believe that money can solve everything. Males who already completed military service are the worst. Their pride eats away their brain and believes that violence and force is the only solution to all problems. Known to cheat excessively in groups on exams even under the watchful eye of university professors. Known to beat women and will demand respect from people younger than they are. Addicted to hearing the term "hyung" far more than their counterparts in Korea. Will often hide behind their religion to look innocent. "Christianity" is often a mask to hide their thoughts and is also a way to get women.
This applies mostly to 90% of Korean international students in respective universities. The other 10% are well known hard workers who try very hard to adapt to their respective academic settings and social atmospheres.
Korean International student: Hey let me sit next to you for the test.
Korean american: No
IS: What the hell man??
KA: Moves away quietly.
IS: Looks for a different target.
Korean american: No
IS: What the hell man??
KA: Moves away quietly.
IS: Looks for a different target.
by No87654321 June 10, 2010
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