alcohol scroll

The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.

No need for the alcohol scroll man, I've already got us a 30 rack!

by Dash-2 January 16, 2010

Morning Scroll of Shame

The scroll through your text messages and photos the morning after a drunken night. This is where you can remember what happened throughout the night by viewing your drunken selfies and drunk text messages, most likely to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

You better check your morning scroll of shame to figure out what happened last night.

by TokenWhiteGirl November 9, 2014

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Scrolly-Rolly

A young woman (13-16 yrs.) who is indescribably unatractive. Used for that range of ugliness previously defying description. May be used as base of personal pronoun representing a distinct person Scrolly-Rolly Ying Yang.

I was in the band room and saw Clint holding hands with Scrolly-Rolly Ying Yang.

by C. Wright May 10, 2005

Stoll

Can drink like a fish. Can drink you under the table. Can party all night long!

I wish I was a stoll! I get sick after the 3rd drink.

by tytetyte August 1, 2008

stroller-daddy

Chiefly US gay slang for large burly, beefy, good looking, well built straight men who are forced to walk around a mall pushing a stroller (pram in UK) and go shopping with their big fat ugly wife.

Look at the forearms on that stroller-daddy, what a waste he's married to that fat bitch.

by scotsbear August 12, 2003

scrolling

When used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite sexual, especially amongst nerds. The act of scrolling involves basically performing any sex act imaginable. This allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.

"Hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?"
"Only if you push all my right buttons if you know what i'm saying...maybe even double click a little."
"Sounds great i'll bring the firewall, don't wanna catch any viruses."
"Guess we'll be scrolling all night long."

by Art M. Typal November 1, 2011