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lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.
i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!
by Rewskeee December 2, 2014
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Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
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Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
by nordivisive August 12, 2025
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stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
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Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
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Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
by Da ladies man November 8, 2013
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stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.
Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.
by Mr. Thatcher October 3, 2019
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