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squirrel dive 

to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.
Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.
squirrel dive by Cal City Crew March 25, 2004

Squirrel pouch 

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.
That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.
Squirrel pouch by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.
Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"
squirrel humper by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Squirrel Boy 

A firefighter or EMT that goes to other fire department or squad's calls, either to their building or to their scene to watch and\or help out the other department. Often also referred to as a whacker.
State Trooper: Who's that guy that's just standing over there watching everything?
Fire Chief: Oh he's okay, he's harmless. That's our Squirrel Boy, he belongs to Station 46 but he comes to our calls a lot.
Squirrel Boy by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Squirrel Pelt 

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
Squirrel Pelt by Little T mart July 30, 2009

squirrel handed 

To have a squirrel for a hand
Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.
squirrel handed by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003