Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

squarehead

a shape of head, which ressembles a cubee.
has to buy specific shaped tops, to be able to fit over their heads.
also they have sqaure bollocks, and a square bellend, and often have a pindick.

you've got a squarehead.

like ryan has.

by simonnnnnnsayss. March 11, 2009

Squandle

Noun; a word commonly used when not knowing the answer to a question, i.e. 'I don't know.'

"Hey what was that guys name again?"
"Squandle."

by rah_horizon January 21, 2009

squarehead

A fat irritating twat with a head shaped like a cardboard box. Squareheads often only have one bollock.

You are a fat one balled squarehead

by Mr Plums December 28, 2007

fellatio squared

Two guys eating out the same girl at the same time.

Kelvin and Rex decided to pull a fellatio squared manuver on Brooke.

by KelvinG March 5, 2008

Squared Circles

A U.S. Marine term for getting stuck on a Naval Ship that patrols one area for far too long of a time.

When a Naval ship gets sent to an area they are given a grid or "Square" that they are allowed to move around in or patrol. They do not leave this area unless assigned to move on. So when they get assigned to one grid for a very long time they are in essence just doing a bunch of circles patrolling that zone.

Hence the term: Squared Circles

"We got stuck doing squared circles in the Gulf for 3 months until we were finally able to hit a port!"

by purenrgy December 29, 2009

t squared

To be entirely pissed off- short for totally ticked (off).

My girl was t squared when she found out about Friday night...

by carterh October 7, 2006