spread

In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.

Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.

by bitterspice June 5, 2005

Spread

When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.

"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
"

by foshee p February 12, 2006

Spread Titty Syndrome (STS)

When the cleavage of the breasts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body.

That chick over there has Spread Titty Syndrome (STS), I got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.

by C Square March 27, 2009

Spread Them Cheeks

A slang often used to

1. To have someone actually spread their ass cheeks to be fucked
2. As an insult
3. When someone fucking destroys you in warzone

Guy 1: YO BRO SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
Guy 2: You are not even good at the game bro

by Whirooo February 22, 2021

Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.

John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"

by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009

spread sauce

(v)

1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some

2. to get with many bitches

David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.

Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.

Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.

Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.

Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.

by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016