Splurps

The burps you get after swallowing cum that still taste like cum

Becky has the splurps after giving her bf a bg

by Stupidbeeach April 15, 2019

Splurgle

a person of below average inteligence

Timmy came home with all Fs on his school report. His dad asked "why are you such a splurgle?"

by Stevie R The Splurgle Creator July 20, 2019

Slurmitus

A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

SpLuRgE

letting out all your aggression with one shot of the dick

Mitchie B is the ultimate SpLuRgEr, he will SpLuRgEr and SpLuRgEr everyday. Until one day his brother The Rock-y SpLuRgEr out SpLuRgEd him. He died. The End

by SpLuRgE-y November 1, 2019

Splurnt Cocktail

A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.

Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.

Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.

by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

splurshy

That really soft kind of chewy ice you get when your drink is half frozen(Or when you freeze a bottle for about an hour and then hit it and it freezes in your hand).

"Dude my drink is splurshy, I love it!"

by find.this.girl June 11, 2020