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Spanking

The act of pulling someone over the knee, taking away their center of gravity, and striking the buttocks with a bare hand or an implement until they are bright red.
“Us guys were standing around when we just happened to see Maddie, who is 15, get pulled over her dads lap for a bare bottom spanking.”
by Johnnywy March 5, 2018
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Spank bank

A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.

Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.

A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?

Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.

Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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Spanking the ham

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.
by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008
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spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.
Man, our team got spanked!
by Borble August 20, 2003
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ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
by Linda December 26, 2004
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gangster spank

a 'Gangster Spank' entails spanking a person with two fingers protuding from the bottom of ones hand, aimed for the spankees colon. upon spanking, the fingers should enter the anus.
Shit man, after i nailed that bitch, i gave her the Gangster Spank.
by Clinton, the DP April 28, 2006
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Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.
by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012
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