On the Spectrum

Of or pertaining to being under the influence of narcotics.

'How you feeling buddy?'
'Man I'm so on the spectrum right now'

by E Valz July 3, 2014

spectorals

{pl n.} combination of the word "pectoral" and "spector", representative of weak pectoral muscles on a scrawny man.

Chuck: "Look at that wimp!"
Larry: "No chest at all."
Chuck: "Spectorals, definitely."

by Prince Oddz October 14, 2007

Spectorbating

Masturbating while watching two people get in on.

It would have been a manage-a-trois, but I just sat on the sidelines spectorbating.

by Fucking Russ October 11, 2011

spectorvsp

maengatnta\
likes ugly men
wants me to watch every show ever
"oh"
lve yous maemae

spectorvsp willnt shuy tup about some pedro guy hes kinda ugly ngl

by carolsnova June 27, 2022

spectoroll

ALL THE COLORS COMBINED!

THE SPECTOROLL OF COLORS IS WHEN ALL THE COLORS COME TOGETHER!

by EDDIE S HAHNCHO! May 15, 2023

Specterize

To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.

The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.

by Scientician July 16, 2008

spectoopular

Something really exceptionally great. Often used in a sarcastic context. See also fantabulous.

How ya doin?

Oh, spectoopular. My cat just took a shit in my pocket.

by slowmind September 25, 2006