Spam Shelf

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

Spam Account

A clique of Instagram users who commonly have over 1k posts, post a lot of unconventional selfies, have vulgar usernames and typically funny. They don't post your typical spam and the name comes from the fact that they show up on your feed more than once in ten minutes. Most spams seem like assholes, but are really nice once you get to know them and most accounts are ran by fifteen year olds. Despite that, they're generally entertaining. See also: Sass account.

Person 1: Last night I uploaded my nudes to my personal and not my spam account.

Person 2: My sister found my spam account last night

by joaquinphoenix.jpg July 2, 2014

body spam

Unsolicited physical contact.

Hug from Aunt Zelda at Thanksgiving. "Dude, Aunt Zelda totally just body spammed me!"

by partee April 2, 2005

spam me

Send me loads of photos

Shamira spam me photos

by MRose150 May 7, 2018

spam cube

World's first anti-spam gadget for home PCs.

I plugged the spam cube into my home network and it stopped spam!

by Silicon Alley Rockstar May 13, 2006

neck spam

Double, triple, or even quadruple chin. The more, the spammier!

The butter face was bad enough, but then she had to go and sprout neck spam.

by D.J.M. April 22, 2008

Spam purse

Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.

"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"

by Hazzamon February 4, 2004