Definitions by D.J.M.

neck spam

Double, triple, or even quadruple chin. The more, the spammier!

The butter face was bad enough, but then she had to go and sprout neck spam.

neck spam by D.J.M. April 22, 2008

high school butt 

An example of fine-looking ass. Pre-sag, pre-cottage cheese...Pristine and perfect booty.

She can't be 29! She still has high school butt!

high school butt by D.J.M. June 23, 2006

horace 

Absolutely terrible, horrific, heinous.

After drinking all night, he felt horace in the morning.

horace by D.J.M. April 26, 2006

apache 

From the Sugar Hill Gang: Jump on it!

He told me he really liked the girl but couldn't find the balls to talk to her. I simply replied: "Apache!"

apache by D.J.M. April 26, 2006