D.J.M.'s definitions

high school butt

An example of fine-looking ass. Pre-sag, pre-cottage cheese...Pristine and perfect booty.

She can't be 29! She still has high school butt!

by D.J.M. June 23, 2006

apache

From the Sugar Hill Gang: Jump on it!

He told me he really liked the girl but couldn't find the balls to talk to her. I simply replied: "Apache!"

by D.J.M. April 26, 2006

horace

Absolutely terrible, horrific, heinous.

After drinking all night, he felt horace in the morning.

by D.J.M. April 26, 2006

neck spam

Double, triple, or even quadruple chin. The more, the spammier!

The butter face was bad enough, but then she had to go and sprout neck spam.

by D.J.M. April 22, 2008