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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012
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Discreetly Slacking

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013
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plank spanking

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.
by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014
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cunt snacking

Often eating out a chubby chick vagina who sweats always n has that salty pussy tasting like potato chips so yo ass can gain weight
Dude looks like you been cunt snacking
by Yo mamma likes November 5, 2015
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Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.
"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"
by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015
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keto.smacking

A tiktok account which post very good autotuned Jiafei remixes.
Use keto.smacking remixes now or I cvm.
by beomchars January 2, 2022
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potato sacking

Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking
by Mokattam September 4, 2008
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