Solomun

A Portuguese coyote with a hear with just two colors (how original) also mistaken by a DJ called Solomun.
Also he looks gay even though he says he’s pan.
Also a bottom (not really)

-Hi Solomon!
-It’s SOLOMUN *grrrr*
-* little fright *

by Me you we y’all January 16, 2023

danky-sloohah

A person (usually a girl) without a scrap of class, characterized by chunky platforms, bad blonde highlights, tramp-stamp, and a cookie-cutter "Laguna Beach"-esque personality. The worst breed of the So-Cal bro-ho, the skank who thinks she's, like, oh my gawd, so fashionable.

"That girl is a danky-sloohah."

by sheshakes September 18, 2008

coffee shop solo

An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.

Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.

by Willie John February 22, 2008

One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.

Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.

by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008

sofia de solo

Clumsy, falls over everything and cant hang

Guy 1: falls over branch

Guy 2: haha you pulled a sofia de solo

by Wakaflockastain October 30, 2013

Goku doesn't solo

This stupid statement is obviously wrong and if u think otherwise jump off a cliff

"Goku doesn't solo" - 🤡🤡🤡

*gets beat up by a sexy db fan*

by GOKUNEGSYOURFODDERVERSE😹🙏🏻 October 4, 2023

Han Solo's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.

Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.

by Bob Afett February 11, 2007