solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

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sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

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slammin' salmon

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016

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Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

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Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

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