Snitch Sonofabitch

A name you utter when you find out someone back-stabbed you.

Person 1: Mike told me everything. Why did you sleep with my wife?
Person 2: Snitch Sonofabitch.

by Homonopoly champ January 25, 2011

Snitchocrite

A person who possesses both characteristics of a snitch and a hypocrite.

Greg: That dude is a snitchocrite because he sells drugs in Brownsville but when he comes back to Canarsie he complains to the cops about drug peddlers messing up his neighborhood.
Soho: Is that a real word?
Greg: Of course it is. A snitch combines the positive characteristics of an informant with the negative characteristics of a hypocrite. What's wrong with you!

by SohoWT July 21, 2011

shwittle

An endearing term for a friend,companion, or lover that is of humorously short stature

"Get over here, my shwittle!"

by Macha Barracha November 21, 2012

Snitch Dick

"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.

Man: "hey gurl wassup lemme get on that"
Woman: "Pshh, snitch dick."

by kokoflow April 20, 2013

Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015

snitchelfritzed

The act of sprinting to the nearest authority figure you can find and informing them of anything wrong you can come up with to get your coworkers in trouble whether you know what you're talking about or not.

Dude I fell asleep at work today and someone totally went to the boss and snitchelfritzed me. snitch tattle rat sell out snitched snitching tattletale informer informant

by now thats funny August 20, 2016

Skwitch

Skinny white bitch. Usually an annoying yoga pants wearing fake blonde in a rush to out do everyone on a Sunday morning. They frequently exhibit rude behavior.

If another skwitch gets in my way, I’m gonna cut her!

by Sardonicyouth August 19, 2018