The Huntington Beach Surfers

bunch of surfers that are very territorial and spend most of our nights blitzed out of our skulls or trashed. usually hate tourists because they bring a bunch of douchebags that want to boogy board and clog up the water or bring these stuck up punks that think they can come here for a week or so and catch teh best waves out of all where the regulars dotn pull snake moves on every wave and cut pple off. all in all huntington beach surfers are just straight up cool people

Guy 1: dude that guy is obviously a tourist, hes on a boogie board and is snaking ever wave
Guy 2: yeah hes a douche

by hbsurfer April 3, 2005

Truffle snuffer

A law-enforcement agent; a cop, a pig. Pigs (the animal) are used in the capacity of hunting truffles, a valuable fungus. This term is especially useful around cops, as they're are unlikely to know what it implies.

"The truffle snuffers were out in force on the highway this afternoon."

by Zookeep March 13, 2010

Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick

I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards

by Harpuia667 January 6, 2011

Butthole Surfer

A band known for thier incredulous lyrics

Shane loves the butthole surfers.

by Ghero January 28, 2007

surfer

someone with the wicked ability to balance on a fiberglass board as it shoots through the ocean water on a wave, non-surfers want to be us, but most who try merely embarass themselves by trying too damn hard to be a surfer. It's something you wont understand unless you are born to be a surfer. But to my lucky fellow wave riders, keep it up.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)

"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"

by Josh January 18, 2005