adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.
Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
by KamiChan January 16, 2012
When you go up and talk to someone you think you know just to realize that they are indeed not that person.
by Bugger99 October 05, 2022
When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!
by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024
"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."
Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
by groimsley December 10, 2010
by DarthBombad May 03, 2024
A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 30, 2018
by Frosty69 December 09, 2024