sideshow

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.

I be goin to de sideshow.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

wesley snipes

Refers to a man who took too much steroids.

Wesley Snipes was funny in Major League. He then began to take steroids. Wesley is not funny anymore.

by Billy Cole June 11, 2006

It didn't touch the sides

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

by CalSouth March 11, 2015

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

sideswipe

the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand

Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.

by rinkle123 January 5, 2011

snidey

To describe something that is lousy

Nice support Griezmann, ya turd! With ya snidey fucking hair

by ramseybotceps February 19, 2017

Riding Sidesaddle

A term applying to men who have recently been to the Snip Doctor to have their plums done.

He's currently "riding sidesaddle" but I'm sure he'll back to normal when they've healed up.

by Luciano Lovelace February 4, 2004