Snap snatcher

A friend who is prone to start snapping/texting the person you have just started talking to. They start off by saying the person is their “bestie” in an innocent manner, but the situation can get to the point where it becomes a competition of “who can get the guy/girl/other first.”

I think I’ll just give up now. Kelly started talking to Caleb. She’s such a snap snatcher.

by Ahayouhavebeenfooled February 15, 2021

manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.

I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!

by Macktown February 21, 2021

African booty snatcher

Someone who is ruthless is the sheets and in the streets. As soon as the see a booty they like, they violetly expose the cheeks and snatch the booty (Penis inside) with no regard for Human life.

My wife was bending down getting a trash bag from under the sink and I African booty snatched her. -African booty Snatcher

by Mr. Ween May 12, 2022

bitch snatcher

It’s more of a vibe than a tangible thing, commonly used to describe a type of car. The cars that can be considered bitch snatchers are usually models that are 10+ years old, low to the ground, and the stereotypical Hollywood drug dealer cars.

A:Damn did you see Danny’s new whip.

B: oh yeah, it’s a total bitch snatcher if I’ve ever seen one.

by Rosevodka November 23, 2017

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023