SMod

Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod!
Terry: What do you mean, SMod?
Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

by jjcroberts September 29, 2008

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

smudge

To smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. Whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.

Can you believe she smudged again?! Gross!

by Tcock March 19, 2008

smood walka sztylee

A special type of walk, only cool crazy guys can do before they smoke some dust.

Im a smood walka stylee, BIATCH!!!

by biatch November 14, 2003

Smoodge

v. to squeeze between two people unceremoniously and without invitation.

Chantel: Emily, stop trying to smoodge between me and Taylor.
Emily: But there's no room anywhere else!!!

by EMYB111 November 3, 2010

Smode

A smaller chode. A chode is a small dick.

Chris Vargas has a chode. Dalton Neely has a Smode.

by Igloo in an Icebox December 24, 2012

smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

by chad July 16, 2004