Salami Nipple

A term to describe oversized nipples

This term began when the Nigerian pornstar Scott Dole told the Chinese pornstar Sam chun that he was going to rip his salami nipples clean off while chun yelled "daddy!"

My salami nipples are fatter than Jack's smelly chode.

by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 4, 2016

shlam

A sheep that has been crossbred with a clam.

Look, I've found a shlam!

by Evil Monkey From Your Closet November 7, 2003

Salam

Exactly as the guy below me said
Ne1 who thinks its an insult is an ignorrant racist bastard

Salam ailakeoum
Wa alikeom al salam

by ray April 4, 2004

reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

salami arms

The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.

Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.

by Eddie Monahan May 23, 2007

salamahol

now also a way of life, involving booze, coridoors, fear factory and not giving a fuck.

i chose the salamahol way...

by salamahol December 7, 2004

salami

A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."

Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.

by The Plaid Octopus October 23, 2004