mathilde smile

A girl's smile that simply is too contagious, makes everyone else want to smile.
Whenever someone looks at a mathilde smile, they smile too.
Like an infection.

Goddamnit that girl's smile is beautiful.
thats a mathilde smile.

by ollidee February 2, 2016

Conway Smile

Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show. Then end result usually ends in looking like an idiotic redneck.

Paula: Why did you not load that picture of us on facebook? I wanted to make that my new default picture.

Chad: Sorry, but someone made a Conway Smile in the background, and you know I can't be associated with rednecks.

by John Footpeniz December 17, 2008

Pedo-Smile

Evil rape smile

Girl 1:Hey you see that guy over there?
Girl 2:Yea.
Girl 1:Well he keeps giving me a Pedo-Smile. It's creeping me out.
Random Guy:If you don't want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. It's been hangin' out ever since.
Girl 1: (Quickly fixes her shirt)

by Im a CAT lawlz October 18, 2010

smile kill

to commit murder with no remorse for the person that you killed.

Lie to me again, and ill smile kill you.

by dermanatural March 1, 2009

viking smile

The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.

The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.

Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.

Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver

You should have seen the Viking Smile on Jims face when he came out of the room

by ciaran foley August 27, 2004

Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.

"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)

by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008

Denial Size

The actual size clothing a person should be wearing. known as the denial size because you actually wear a size smaller.

Baby those shorts look great, are they your new skinny shorts?

Yes, a size smaller than I was wearing before, but really two sizes down from my denial size.

by damndiver August 13, 2009