Smeesh

A smeesh is a nice, attractive, yummy, sweet man.

You’re such a SMEESH

by bigmamaas April 3, 2024

Smelsh

Small Welsh person.

I would smash that smelsh

by J1298 May 18, 2024

Smesbian

A flanneled wearing Brazilian

“Wow Phie is a smesbian”
“Word”

by Tiinkels September 11, 2024

Smegster

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.

Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.

by AMadHat September 18, 2024

Smesh

The act of taking your smegma and mixing it with milk to curdle it. Then take maggot eggs and lace it. After its hardening, put it in a jar and let it ferment for 2-3 months. After the process is over you can eat it

I’m going to make some smesh

by Adam19 March 31, 2025

Smesh

The act of taking your smegma and mixing it with milk to curdle it. Then take maggot eggs and lace it. After its hardening, put it in a jar and let it ferment for 2-3 months. After the process is over, you can eat it

Do You want to make smesh with me?

by Adam19 March 31, 2025

Smeme

The act of screaming an unhinged, ironic, or brainrot-tier internet phrase at the exact moment of orgasm.

The term was popularized in the JMGS (Jerk Mate Global Series) when contender ChoppedSteve clutched the finals after shouting 2 reds and being spammed with a tilted effect, shouting "I’M GLAZING" as he jumped off his setup and ended the round.

I got the ick when he Smemed. Like, he unironically shouted "SEA SALT, SEA SALT, I NEED YOU SEA SALT."

by Nole Salt June 15, 2025