Smothercate

Smothercate! Its a thing, somewhere between smothering someone and suffocating them with love & hugs.

I love it when you smothercate me, so warm and snuggly.

by Jakles May 21, 2012

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

smuther

The one who gives birth and smothers us with love.

Whos comming over? Smuther
why are you feeling bad? smuther
Its mother.

by Clay Sharanowski October 12, 2005

smasher

a true lad u can get smashed with an just all out mandem

Mate Joe is a proper smasher!

by Bossman14 January 1, 2011

Smanther

The most beautiful girl in existence; one who is most beautiful both inside and out.

"Was that Smanther? No couldn't be, not perfect enough. Damn."

by from darling May 12, 2009

Smothered chicken

When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole

Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken

Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010