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Canadian Sleeping Bag

When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
Guy 1: "Dude it's freezing, can you give me a Canadian Sleeping Bag?"

Canadian: "No problem, eh"
by JessOdair August 31, 2011
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sleepin' pussy

to sit on ones hand for at least 20 minutes before you masterbate. makes your hand feel like someone else.
I gave myself the sleepin' pussy.
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Sleeping Bagging

Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.

The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
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Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.
Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.
by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013
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Sleeping Bowl

Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
I was up all night staring at the ceiling. Damn, I should've had a sleeping bowl.
by mgibson746 October 8, 2014
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