Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Bet Spunker

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet

Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week

by Mr4691 March 18, 2021

Jerry spunkerton

When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it

So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?

by Jerry spunkerton February 21, 2023

Skoma skinker

A worthless individual or or group of people that piss you off.

That skoma skinker is so dumb why is he talking to me.

by Excuzes January 6, 2024

Right On the Skonker

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement

"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"

by LingLongJohn January 10, 2022

Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026