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Skirt steak 

A piece of smoking hot hispanic pussy.

Explanation: The meat of choice of the hispanics is skirt steak and no one cooks it better, therefore, that juicy piece of meat translates well to great hispanic pussy. Not to mention of course, that the meat under a skirt is clearly pussy.
Man, that Rosalita is a serious piece of skirt steak!
Skirt steak by Headmonger January 5, 2010
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Skirt chaser 

1. A man who finds himself attracted to any member of the human race with two boobs and a happy fun spot. Often spends a majority of his pointless and lonely life chasing after such a member of the human race completely ignorant to the fact that they have no interest in him and would wish for him to rot in a ditch somewhere with a clown jumping up and down on his deflated testicles.

2. Harsh Reality
"If I were to kick him in the crotch too hard, I might accidentally give him brain damage and kill him. AND THEN WHO WOULD BE THE BAD PERSON THING!?"
Skirt chaser by Ryunnie July 31, 2003
basically used by rappers....it means:GOING TO GET IT!!!!
or a car drift, a way of describing a fancy car#
skrr by avs123 March 11, 2018

mini skirt 

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.
The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.
mini skirt by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

whatever blows your skirt up 

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.
"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."
To fart while skanking to Ska music.
Ska is playing and people are skanking
*BOMMFSKAGNARGNARSQUIRT*
Marcel: "What was that?"
Martin: "Gross, who farted?"
The Aquabats: "Don't worry, you guys. It's just a skart."
Gwen Stefani: "A skeet+fart?!"
Jordy: "Real matureeeeee, Gwen Stefani."
skart by Patleek January 12, 2009
relationship stage.

The awkward stage between almost wearing the pants, but still being whipped.
"see that man on a leash? he's definitely the skort in the relationship"
skort by sonyerisso February 5, 2010