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Stretching

Stretching is a slang term that is...
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:

* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta

* Hooking up instead of going to the gym

* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta

* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"
by Thinking man Balthasar August 9, 2024
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Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard
Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops
by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023
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Snatching

Snatching meaning Lying in dmv
Joe: I just got this girl number

Me: Stop snatching
by DmvSlang(RVA,VA) November 6, 2023
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Scrotching

Eww, stop scrotching in public
by DvB8 April 11, 2024
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skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.
“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”
by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024
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stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.
Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.
by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025
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