A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.
Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
by Macalak February 25, 2020
a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys
Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!
by spikeydildo February 11, 2017
SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
by Hlinka Guard June 26, 2020
by Janis Smith June 27, 2020
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Simp: If I worship women and use personality as an coping mechanism and an argument to berate incels. I'll get hitched in no time!
by It's my fault I got cheated on May 18, 2020
Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
by swallow a car August 03, 2020