Sammy A

Is he cute? Yes

Is he Sweet? Yes

Is he great at basketball? Yes

Is he tall? Yes

Does he make you laugh at the dumbest things? Yes

Is he player? No no no, unless it's basketball then yes, yes he is a player

Is he just adorable in every way? It's arguable but in my opinion yes

Does he make the perfect boyfriend? Yes he does {I've been told}

Does he make the perfect brother? Yes

Does he give great advice?

Is he just an amazing person?

You'll just have to meet him, to find out.

Thanks Sammy A

by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020

The Flying Sammy

A sexual position that involves holding your sexual partner's ankles as they perform oral intercourse, while suspended in the air.

"Did you know that Leilani's speacialty is The Flying Sammy?"

by zUzaque November 8, 2006

sammy sosa

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.

by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005

sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy

1. nick name for Samantha
2. likes to party and have fun

I like to Sammy all night long

by lmh1516 February 5, 2009

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

Sammy

The coolest girl in the world. She likes the same music as you. She's super beautiful and kind. You two get along pretty well but it's kind of awkward being around her because you like her so much but haven't really asked her out on a date.

Dude, I wish Sammy would go to the movies with me but I'm too nervous to ask.

by Notice me Sammy May 28, 2016