semitarian

Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.

Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.

Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?

Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.

by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

samits

Samits: A Cute word to decsribe a cute anime/manga girl

Me and my friends saw a real adorable picture of Tessa in Full Metal panic (the manga) and she was eating a sandwhich therefore SAMITS!

That Mary on Harvest moon you know? the Librarian She's Samits!

by JoshB March 13, 2005

shmite

1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)

2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville

1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"

2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"

by the mighty ABE December 21, 2007

Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020

semi-anti-semite

Semi-Anti-Semites are basically conspiracists. While they don´t directly speak out against Jews or the Jewish culture, they bring up a lot of "reasonable" arguments pointing out to Jewish people controlling the world and being the root of all evil. They also have very wild theories about the Holocaust.

Jack : "I´m not saying that all Jews are evil, but ..."
Jill: " So don´t. I don´t want wo listen to your Semi-Anti-Semite bullshit."

by Cukarino November 19, 2015

Samit

Cleveland Suburb Slang. (v) The act of putting forth a lackluster effort in regards to picking up women. Usually accompanied by mental obsession and extreme sexual frustration.

Man, dont Samit tonight.
This will be so funny, watch me Samit this chick.

by RickyDee August 16, 2006

ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006