sorry weaver

You and you're military team get shot down on a island filled with commies. You try to regroup with your team but your black teammate named weaver gets shot by one of your guys.

Weaver: Walker?

Walker:Sorry weaver *gun shot*

by Cole D. Walker October 16, 2020

ShortyMcDingDong

When someone does something very stupid, looks weird, or said something stupid. The word ShortyMcDingDong first appeared in the book “House Arrest” and it sounded very funny. Since ShortyMcDingDong is a person, people do not say it like “You did a ShortyMcDingDong”, people say it like “That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move right there.”

person 1: misses a soccer ball shot right in front of him

person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you

person 1: bro shut the fuck up

by hackerman/cool dude April 14, 2022

shotry

when a person who is already shitty, says something which doesn't make sense, or talking shit.

did you hear what he was saying? it's total shotry!

by idonthaveacat July 7, 2022

Piss sorry

to be extremely sorry.

"You sorry?" - Victim
"Yeah dude, piss sorry." - Asshole
"You're still an ass." - Victim

by The Love Alchemist June 10, 2008

Jersey Shorgy

A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.

When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.

by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011

ethan sherry

not only will he sweep you off your feet with his personality to die for, he will charm you with his outstanding cuteness. he is super duper fun and east to fall in love with. he can definitely be described as a teddy bear. he is strong enough to protect you and keep you safe, but soft enough to make your heart melt. ethan? if you really want to know the meaning, look up the definition of perfection. bc darling, you are perfect and i fucking love you.

girl ; whose ethan sherry?
lilly ; perfection

by lilly.s.j January 16, 2015

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019