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chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.
That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.
by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006
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Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.
Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.
by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009
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shank

a prisoner-made knife like weapon usually made of metal. the first such weapons were fashioned form the metal shanks on prison issue boots. because of this, most modern prisons no longer issue prisoners boots with metal shanks
Cricket always makes the best shanks for 20 cigarettes and a pair of boots.
by Capt_capacitor July 30, 2005
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shonky

The Australian Securities and Investment Commission advises, "See our information sheet INFO 26, 'Don’t get burned,' for tips on avoiding shonky operators and fly-by-night companies."
by recordlady April 5, 2010
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Ne'SHANK'in

when a girl is being a total and complete shank this word is used to discribe her, always refered when speaking about a russian whore
you are being a total alex Ne'SHANK'in right now!
by kissssmyasss March 31, 2009
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shankster

i'm a pure shankster,homee.
by Pooyt December 22, 2005
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shanks

A cross between "thanks" and "shucks" used to express an especially flattered thank you.
Person #1: What an unparalleled nutritionist you are! Surely, you must be the best in all the world!

Person #2: Aw, you don't say. Shanks!
by bedes October 5, 2006
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