schmoppin

the desire to want everyone to be happy but yourself. going out of your way to see others happy, or succeeded, and not caring if you drag yourself down. caring about everyone's needs before your own.

i've been schmoppin all week.

i feel shmoppiny latley.

by amberyoursilly March 16, 2011

Shmaped

The act of smoking weed or after smoking

I was so shmaped last night

by weedme53 March 18, 2011

Shmoi

The name given to someone after a stupid or mildly insulting statement.

"Who's Heckler?" - Heckler's not a person you shmoi!
"Your pulling my hair out of its sockets!" -Shmoi
"Send her back to Battersea Dogs Home"

"She's a blonde bombsite."

by Joseph Till August 20, 2011

shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

schmoppie

Noun. a nice firm slosh of moist tobacco packed in ones lip. another word for a Chaub, Dip, Chaw,

Jon: hey man do you have chew?
Rob: yeah, full can
Jon: let me get a schmoppie!

by Shadow23154 January 3, 2014

Shmo Toe

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

by Dykoon May 12, 2014

shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.

by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016