Shminism

a modern-fascist philosophy, following the teachings of maximillian demarcsek. From far right political policies to hood teachings, shminism encapsulates what it means to be a modern male in a society that opposes truth and freedom of expression

'yo shawty u into shminism??'

'omggg yes it makes me so horny he's so attractive.'

by Allnoer July 4, 2025

dig shins

eating butthole

Let's dig shins tonight.

by weirdal80 January 24, 2014

Thin shins

When someone gets butt hurt for little to no reason.

Jones as some thin shins bro.

by Dboy the bboy October 4, 2016

Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac, whilst wearing shorts.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio September 10, 2022

Miff and Shmingle

1.a phrase used to express elation and 2.a common mis-hearing of a line in a popular song

miff and shmingle! I've won a plastic troll in an MTV competition

by thecheesemaestro April 11, 2010

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021