shlub

someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird shit

damn, that fools a shlub!

by macks all October 30, 2007

Shlub

An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.

"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"

by Mr. 7.5 April 7, 2007

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011

shlump

To listen to music hella loud!

I shlumped at the car stereo competion.

by livin' for the base December 17, 2006

Shlum

(n)The unspecified sexual,innuendious, and/or somewhat derogatory term used to describe either male or female.
(v) Shlumed, Shlum, Shlumming: A verb to describe an unspecified sexual act of someone who you are ridiculing.

(n) Nicky lack is a shlum.

(v) Nick did you shlum with sally last night?

by Justin Hanes May 15, 2006