shlick

when you realize a dog just licked you after eating his or her own shit.

"Cleo shlicked me right on the face this morning!"

by bph4eva October 29, 2004

shlingmam

The process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your rectum, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with anal sex.

The only way Justin Timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

shink shank

A much easier and pleasant way to say masturbation so that you can say it comfortably with friends and in public.

Bro mah legs were painin afta da gym. But two sessions of shink shank made me feel better.

by Gandalf the straight January 2, 2017

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008

shlank

a whorish girl used mainly in Naples (only true pimps know about Naples)

Damn Homie look at debbie what a shlank!

by taylorD March 18, 2005

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

shlick

very cool, stylish, or suave.

- Hey, did you see that guy's shlick car?
- Yeah, man, it was so freakin shlick!

by K Pittman September 21, 2005