A stupid slut named frey let’s a girl “steal his pen” which is code for “screw hailegh im going to go have sex with this girl that just stole my pen because i love sex and am trying to get to 70 kisses”
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Get the stealing george's thunder mug.What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
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Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
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works at the movie theatre, smokes much pot, has a lesbian mother
see also: set, lila
works at the movie theatre, smokes much pot, has a lesbian mother
see also: set, lila
"Hey Shelaine, what are you doing tonight"
Shelaine: "ablaaagardbleeeeeee---CALEB! shmoopedy doo! BUH!"
Shelaine: "ablaaagardbleeeeeee---CALEB! shmoopedy doo! BUH!"
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Get the Shalini mug.When an individual is wearing nothing but the outer layers of clothing and nothing underneath. no shirt, no underwear, no socks. just shoes, pants, and a jacket or sweatshirt of some sort.
Mike: dude, arent you hot wearin that jacket and pants?
Dude: nahhh man, im shellin, it feels so good.
Jim: gosh, feels wierd being all dressed up while at the beach.
Jake: everytime i come down here im always shellin it.
Dude: nahhh man, im shellin, it feels so good.
Jim: gosh, feels wierd being all dressed up while at the beach.
Jake: everytime i come down here im always shellin it.
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