shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

Shatock

This is a filler word that is used in place of the actual verb when in the presence of the ill informed party.

Say you are in a group of people and you had sex with two of them. And you want to communicate with you friend that is also in the group that you had sex with one or both you would say

I shatocked her last week then last night I shatocked her friend

by N Honda October 8, 2008

Shatonne

One of those stranglings in your life that on a day to day basis can just crack you up by hearing her laugh

Shatonne i farted. (constant laughter that sometimes turns into a "shtoon squeak")

by Tagith February 16, 2009

shartoloading

Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.

"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"

"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"

by turdmeister July 14, 2009

shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011

shattacular

shat-tacular
/SHat ˈtakyələr/

A spectacular shat. A shat that was so glorious that it required two words shat} and spectacular to be morphed together to adequately describe the experience in just one word.

That was a shattacular bowel movement. That bathroom was shattacular and has a very high shatability rating. Our child's first solid bowel movement was shattacular and resembled my mother-in-law.

by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016