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Separate Church and State

To shave the patch of hair between your pubic hair and your happy trail
Neilsen: "Dude, I need to Separate Church and State"
Walsh: "Shut up. Nobody wants to hear that."
Kimball: "Yeah, you do, I can smell it"
by jetmannnn October 11, 2010
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Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf
Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?
by Rafrooda October 9, 2011
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sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.
Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.
by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011
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Seal Kisses

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.
George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?

Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
by SealManONE August 25, 2011
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seal boy

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.
Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”
by CornSnek October 15, 2019
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Separation September

Marks a period in fall 2020 when a male friend group collectively decides to separate from their existing girlfriends to have the most fun time of their lives together.
Matt: Bro did you hear Steve broke up with his longtime girlfriend?
Jackson: Yeah man, Separation September
Matt: Oh yeah, I forgot
by HossWossSmegmaSneel April 12, 2020
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Separate the hogs

I need to pee. I'm gonna go separate the hogs.
by google.comorg February 20, 2021
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