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Birthday Season

Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.
My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"
by RosieWithTheLightBrownHair January 15, 2009
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dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop
Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet
by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010
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Curve Season

curv-sea.son\(kûrv-siːzən)\ noun. ext. of "curve/curved"(adj) Northern east-coastal American vernacular.

The time of year (typically after the March equinox & through the September equinox) in which the act of avoiding someone with half'assed excuses/flat out DISMISSING someone's advances - becomes rampant. Essentially, a "quick exit" when faced with being pursued by an unfavorable suitor. Often used as pick-up line - grenade - or ugmo repellent.

Lame excuses for the following, but not limited to...
• not wanting ANYTHING to do with you physically or romantically(present or future, while denying the past if any).
• having already gotten services rendered from you (be it free drinks/weed, a ride, money, oral sex, sex ect) and wanting you in their lives on more sporadic terms until more services are commissioned at a more convenient/(much) later date.
• clichés used when not wanting to get/be tied down in a serious/monogamous relationship.
• pacifying phrases given to a person in hopes that they're dumb enough to stick around while you're at play.

Synonyms; running game, letting down easy, brushed off, carried, stiff armed, getting phased out, (k)cattin' off"(-west coast).
Antonyms; Cuffing season
For an extensive on-going list of widely used, popular & CLASSIC clues to indicate when Curve Season may be upon you, see : twitter trending topic #CurveSeason
(Provoked & possibly coined by hiphop artist Joe Budden)

• "I have to work/church in the morning"
• "But I can't, my FRIEND likes you"
• "my phone died/didn't have any bars"
• "I didn't Ignore your call, I was asleep"
• "I can't give you my # but I'll take yours"
• "I DID call you back, your phone sucks!"
• "That's my mom on the other line"
• "lemme get your #" ; their response: "just add me on facebook!" (you requested them & got denied OR they only give you limited access w/their wall blocked)
• "I think you have the wrong number"

• "I would only hurt you"
• "I see you as a brother/sister"
• "I have a boy/girlfriend"
• "My roommate is drunk, I have to take care of them"
• "I'm on my period(for the 2nd time this month?)"
• when at a bar/club, typically AFTER a drink has been procured/consumed "I'm going the the bathroom. I'll be RIGHT back!"(she won't be back)
• "Nah, I don't take THOSE kind of pics, but you can send me one of you"
• "Ay beautiful, what's your name?" "Gretchen."

• "I didn't know we had plans"
• "i JUST masturbated... damn"
• "Que? No hablo ingles.."
• "I have cancer"
• "Im gay"
by @eee April 25, 2011
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Football Season

1. A Season when football Starts
2. A very horrible and foul smell that you can only find in the football locker rooms
1. Yes! tomorrow is the start of Football Season
2. Pats Pants smell like Football season
by Andrew Cunha September 13, 2006
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Seasoned

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality
Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.
by TheOneOnlyLegend January 2, 2019
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Sport-season friend

A Sport-season friend is somewhat like a fair-weather friend, except you're only friends with them during/because of a certain sport season. They mostly come in the form of teammates, coaches, or fans. Sport-season friends are usually people that you would not have otherwise gotten to know, so integrating them into your primary group of friends is often difficult. While the friendship occasionally extends into other parts of the year, it is at its strongest during the sports season. They are very prominent among high school athletes--especially when there are age/social rank differences.
Kid 1: Hey, there goes Jesse. Why didn't you say "hi"?
Kid 2: Well, he's just a sport-season friend, anyhow.
by foilflick224 December 14, 2008
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Big Girl Season

This is when it starts getting colder and guys prefer looking for thicker women to cuddle up with and stay warm than the skinnier woman they looked for in the Summertime. This usually occurs during the late Fall and all Winter months.
It's Big Girl Season, where da big girls at?
by SouloCutz October 25, 2010
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