slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

slumber-hug

Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.

It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!

by QuacksO February 15, 2017

scumbracket

the missing bracket in a long programming code that wasn't find for hours by the developer himself.

24 hours of coding and you can't find the scumbracket

by alexonmobile January 6, 2017

Slumberjack

Waking up to being jerked off.

To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!

by rrrrrob April 19, 2018

scuberdive

When a male takes his hand and puts it into a womans pants/underwear

Usually done before fingering

“I scuberdived with mollie last night, it was awesome !”

by Lsk8x May 6, 2018

slumberbater

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.

I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.

by Lilmisscunt May 7, 2018

slumberschmacked

Being so tired that you become drunk without any actual alcohol involved

Person 1: yo you drunk?
Person 2: nah I’m just slumberschmacked

by schmark123 June 24, 2018