screaming hyena

when your partner's penis is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes

you pull off your boyfriend's boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked cock and you can't help it and giggle as he puts on his pants and runs home crying

by harshem May 1, 2005

scrumpin

Having sexual intercourse.

We were scrumpin like rabbits.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

screamingwhisper

Muttering under your breath in such a way that you cannot but help make yourself heard.

This first came into common use after the website screamingwhisper.com grew in popularity as a place where adults could voice their opinions without being worried about text speak and other incomprehensible Internet abbreviations.

If someone fails to say thank you the you might quietly say "Don't mention it." ... then under your breath you'd mutter "Oh, sorry you didn't" and then later on you might want to share your frustration with others or even post all about your mood on an internet message board. The culmination of this is known as having a screamingwhisper.

by Messy February 22, 2005

Screaming Eagle

When someone is either so drunk or so sick that they both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. The resulting act dictates a person trying to decide to either vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or shit in the toilet and vomit on the floor. Either way, the person is screaming and must support themselves with both arms, thus the Screaming Eagle has been performed.

Kristen was really sick last night, it sounded like she performed a Screaming Eagle

by Dallasfiveo February 27, 2014

Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.

Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon

by Dangleesack September 25, 2009

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

scrimmins

noun, in reference to one's leftovers. Specifically relating to the act of having sexual relations with a loose broad, previously banged out by your boys, but not limited to; pizza, cigarettes, warm beer, numbies, or anything else found half way desirable by a man who is incapable of fulfilling his needs, whatever they may be.

Peyton: Dude I totally banged Svetlana last night
Pimp: Been there, done that.
Peyton: What's that supposed to mean, asshole.
Pimp:It means you got scrimmins, cuz.

At the end of a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a man in need humbly states....."Yo dude, let me get that scrimmins."

The situation = two dudes, late night, one cig....
Oye dah, fuck shorts, fuck jailhouse, give me scrimmins on that cig.

by mackanooks April 17, 2008