card scraper

to scrape a card

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*

by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020

Bucket Scraper

The guy who cleans out a motorcycle helmet for evidence after a motorcycle crash. Motorcycle helmets are also called brain buckets by police

Guy 1: tell the bucket scraper we got another one
Guy 2: *calls the coroner•

by Queef_burgular69 April 6, 2021

Two scooper

When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.

Person 1: that girls a total two scooper

Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt

by cumslut813 September 18, 2021

Booper Scooper

Booper scooper is someone who is a ghost and always eats food rather than doing something productive. Although booper scoopers are also people who tend to have many cans of dip and love nicotine and snort like a pig in a hick like nature.

You are such a booper scooper.

by Knifu November 11, 2021

Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022