titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself in the middle of sex. Named after the singer of Creed and his love for hotdogs and circumcision.

"Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny."

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025

Bunless Scottdog

To circumcise yourself during sexual intercourse. Named after Scott Stapp, the lead singer of Creed, who is a huge fan of Hotdogs and circumcision.

Jerome did a bunless scottdog last night and now he walks funny.

by Rodney Gamerfield March 5, 2025

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

gets head shotted

when you get head shotted, duh.

ruski gopnik: (gets head shotted on Counter-Strike: Source) "БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯТЬ"
polish gopnik (the one who headsh0tted him): Shut yo commie ass!

by Ku Klux Klonoa March 7, 2023