Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

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Scootin'

To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".

Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?

by 0oka September 11, 2010

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Scootsy

He enjoys shooting donkeys and milk. He has a weird head but i still love him.

Pricey: Who's that kid shooting milk?
BJ Marlow: Oh it's Scootsy

by Ben Reid 20 October 26, 2010

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Scoochie

When something is warm, comfortable; usually used when you are so comfortable and warm that you don't want to move or do anything.

I can't wait to pull my new sheets out of the dryer and get all warm and scoochie.

by A MillieanBeans December 3, 2020

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Scooter Braun

The person that stole Taylor Swift's music so she created (Taylor's Version).

Swiftie: Scooter Braun's death will satisfy me.
Person 2: You're sick
Swiftie: Incorrect *proceeds to beat the crap out of Person 2 in the name of Taylor Alison Swift*

by swiftie13 <3 July 12, 2023

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