schnitzel

A line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.

Let's go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!

by jgw899 June 21, 2009

schnittfest

when something is firm to cut with a knife, you can call it schnittfest. The word comes out of the german language and is most popular when mentioned at conferences that are in countries like india.
When you get ill and have some serious diarrhea. Choose proper medication and you'll get schnittfest.

schnittfest in two hours.
Everything schnittfest?

by malagant April 14, 2009

schnitzel pwnage

To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.

Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!

by Adam Whiskey March 25, 2011

schnitzel lover

someone who loves the german sausage up there bumhole

german fetish films
schnitzel lover porno's

by schweinsteiger schnitzel December 28, 2011

schnitzing

Blowing a snot rocket onto the street.

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.

by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017

schnitzel

1. scaredy cat wimp coward

2. loser/nobody
3. idiot
4. a german persons dick

1. ARE YOU A MAN OR A SCHNITZEL?
2. your just a schnitzel
3. your such a schnitzel
4. mmm this schnitzel is great

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

Schnitzel on a stick

a thin slice of meat fried in fat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer on a stick

Schnitzel
Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
Schnitzel Man can serve them quick
It's a schnitzel on a stick
"No more spoons, use your hands!"
Says the friendly Schnitzel Man
"Make sure you keep an extra one
For later in your leiderhosen!"
Schnitzel the favorite treat
The stick that's served with dough and meat
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too!
Schnitzel me and schnitzel you!"
"To sing on stage has been my dream
Or even at the movie screen"
"I want to sell the bunion cream
To be a German Charlie Scheen"
"I want to be a yodel man
To sing with Happy Yodel band"
"To miss this dream would make sick
But for now I serve the schnitzel stick!"
"They'll taste good!"
(They'll taste good)
"Meat and stick"
(Meat and stick)
"Raid that fridge"
(Raid that fridge)
"For the schnitzel stick!"
(For schnitzel stick!)
Schnitzel the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
"Eat them to grow big and thick
It's a schnitzel on a stick!
It's a schnitzel on a stick!"

by King Yemma December 13, 2020