A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:
Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian
Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian
Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!
by arianne! August 18, 2010
Get the Gay Scalemug. Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!
"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"
"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"
"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"
by Gearsy July 4, 2008
Get the glasgow scalemug. A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.
by Augustine205 October 6, 2017
Get the Dickter Scalemug. by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008
Get the hoetastic scalemug. The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
by kernelsandirs October 3, 2013
Get the Fairusa Scalemug. A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
Get the The Johnny Scalemug. a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.
by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004
Get the the redwood scalemug.