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Get the simple man mug.(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.
"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"
"HAI GUISE"
"HAI GUISE"
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A person male/female young or old, who offers services in exchange for drugs, in lieu of payment.Dope simple people will do just about anything for DRUGS.
"Tom sucked Dick for dope!"I heard that Tom was dope simple" ie:Sally washed the floors with a toothbrush, painted the house inside and out all so she could get high on dope.ie: Harry sold Marry's car for $50 worth of dope Marry's car was purchased 1 year earlier for $10,000
by Carla and James February 11, 2008
Get the dope simple mug.by vinny December 4, 2003
Get the simple sing mug.1. Smart, savvy and very hip,
2. Beautiful and with flair.
3. Unique and artistic.
4. Intellectually superior, willing to express self at almost any cost and defend right against wrong.
At first glance this appears to be the union of two common names (Sam and Lee) but actually the taxonomy includes reference to Samson (Samson is a Herculean figure, who is granted tremendous strength by God to combat his enemies and perform heroic feats unachievable by ordinary humans) and The General Lee, a car driven by the Duke cousins (Dukes of Hazard) which was known for it's high jumps and stunts.
2. Beautiful and with flair.
3. Unique and artistic.
4. Intellectually superior, willing to express self at almost any cost and defend right against wrong.
At first glance this appears to be the union of two common names (Sam and Lee) but actually the taxonomy includes reference to Samson (Samson is a Herculean figure, who is granted tremendous strength by God to combat his enemies and perform heroic feats unachievable by ordinary humans) and The General Lee, a car driven by the Duke cousins (Dukes of Hazard) which was known for it's high jumps and stunts.
by Midwife February 5, 2010
Get the Samalee mug.those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
Get the simpler souls mug.When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.
John: Man, I'm SO BORED.
Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.
John: Alright bro! Let's do it!
Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.
John: Alright bro! Let's do it!
by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012
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