bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.

"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

by minj April 30, 2010

Samoria

Princess of Miami; shone as FUCK, and always take niggas bitches and other fems hoes.

Samoria name ring bells.

by Airomas September 27, 2017

sahori

The leader of the squad, usually bringing the food. She's also Japanese. If she's not Japanese, her parents most likely have an Asian background.

Erich: "Is Sahori coming?"
Greer: "Yes, she's on her way."
Erich: "Good, because I'm starving."

by DaddyPapaJohnsJr. January 26, 2016

Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

good samaritan

to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.

Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.

when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.

by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006

Sayori

A depressed girl who you thought was happy and cheerful until she hung herself with a noose in her bedroom while you were asleep in the room next door.

"hey did see sayori yesterday" "yeah i was the reason she killed herself" "cool!"

by himynameisnotaloud March 7, 2019

Sayori

An annoying little nobody who tries to steal the person you love most. A depressed little nobody who is easily deleted from this world. A selfish little nobody who you really left Hanging.

Ahahaha! Well this is quite the issue. Geez, I hope I don't break anything.

Well, I'll just delete her. She's the only one being difficult.
Oh well...Here it goes...

A poem is never finished, it just stops moving. - Sayori

by Just Moniika March 6, 2020